A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks.They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been so incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . .
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"You just happened to catch my eye."
Friday, 28 September 2007
League Update
The league is almost full with 40 participants paying either all or part of the requested $$.
Yellow team has 10 spots filled.
Red team has 9 spots filled.
Black team has 9 spots filled.
White team has 12 spots filled. Congratulations White all players have paid in full!!
40 of 44 positions paid with the next 4 to pay will play.
One Goalie and 3 skaters spots have yet to be filled (paid for).
Thank you!!
Yellow team has 10 spots filled.
Red team has 9 spots filled.
Black team has 9 spots filled.
White team has 12 spots filled. Congratulations White all players have paid in full!!
40 of 44 positions paid with the next 4 to pay will play.
One Goalie and 3 skaters spots have yet to be filled (paid for).
Thank you!!
Wednesday, 19 September 2007
Fairy Tale
One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who surprisingly, did not whine, nag or bitch.......
But this was a long long long time ago.....
and it was just the ONE day.
The End
PHL Schedule
The schedule for the upcoming weeks
Noon One
September 22, 2007 Red vs White Gold vs Black
September 29, 2007 Black vs White Gold vs Red
October 6, 2007 Black vs Gold White vs Red
October 13, 2007 White vs Gold Black vs Red
October 20, 2007 Red vs Gold Black vs White
October 27, 2007 Red vs Black Gold vs White
November 3, 2007 Gold vs Black Red vs White
November 10, 2007 White vs Black Red vs Gold
November 17, 2007 White vs Red Black vs Gold
November 24, 2007 Black vs Red White vs Gold
December 1, 2007 Gold vs Red White vs Black
December 8, 2007 Gold vs White Red vs Black
December 15, 2007 Red vs White Gold vs Black
December 22, 2007 Black vs White Gold vs Red
Noon One
September 22, 2007 Red vs White Gold vs Black
September 29, 2007 Black vs White Gold vs Red
October 6, 2007 Black vs Gold White vs Red
October 13, 2007 White vs Gold Black vs Red
October 20, 2007 Red vs Gold Black vs White
October 27, 2007 Red vs Black Gold vs White
November 3, 2007 Gold vs Black Red vs White
November 10, 2007 White vs Black Red vs Gold
November 17, 2007 White vs Red Black vs Gold
November 24, 2007 Black vs Red White vs Gold
December 1, 2007 Gold vs Red White vs Black
December 8, 2007 Gold vs White Red vs Black
December 15, 2007 Red vs White Gold vs Black
December 22, 2007 Black vs White Gold vs Red
PHL Lottery
Team Captains have concluded that the Lottery will be delayed. Captains will endeavour to make each game "close" by replacing missing players with spares of equal caliber. Failure of games to be "close" will result in the implementation of the "Lottery".
Tuesday, 18 September 2007
Week Two - League Update
Those that Pay Play!!
White Team
8 - have paid in full
1 - has submitted partial payment
3 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Yellow Team
2 - have paid in full
6 - have submitted partial payment
3 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Black Team
2 - have paid in full
4 - have submitted partial payment
5 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Red Team
6 - have paid in full
3 - have submitted partial payment
2 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
There are 13 spots available (those that have not paid) with 18 players looking for full time positions.
Simply said the next 13 to pay play. We will not be holding spots without $$$.
White Team
8 - have paid in full
1 - has submitted partial payment
3 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Yellow Team
2 - have paid in full
6 - have submitted partial payment
3 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Black Team
2 - have paid in full
4 - have submitted partial payment
5 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
Red Team
6 - have paid in full
3 - have submitted partial payment
2 - have not yet submitted the required $$$
There are 13 spots available (those that have not paid) with 18 players looking for full time positions.
Simply said the next 13 to pay play. We will not be holding spots without $$$.
Goaltender Update
We have secured four goaltenders.
Mike G. with Red
Sean D. with Black
Chris G. with White
Glen B. with Yellow
We also have a spare list that will be issued to those above. Goalies are asked to find a replacement from the list of spares first so that new spares can become familiar with the league.
Mike G. with Red
Sean D. with Black
Chris G. with White
Glen B. with Yellow
We also have a spare list that will be issued to those above. Goalies are asked to find a replacement from the list of spares first so that new spares can become familiar with the league.
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